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Unleash the Weird: Intriguing EDH Decks

By Melissa Davis
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Welcome to the eclectic world of EDH, where magic happens - quite literally. Amongst the myriad of EditDeckHero decks, you'll find some that are, well, rather weird. These decks don't just push boundaries; they shatter them, diving into the most obscure corners of Magic: The Gathering's vast lore and rules. Let's explore the surreal, the eccentric, and the downright weird EDH decks that keep our battles at the table exciting and unpredictable.

EDH, or Commander, as it's often called, is a format that encourages distinct playstyles and deck themes. With a singleton rule - you can't have more than one copy of any card (except basic lands) - it's all about strategy, combo-building, and sometimes, sheer creativity. So, let's delve into some of the weirdest EDH decks that have graced our playmats, from the delightfully odd to the seriously off-kilter.

Wings of theeldrake

Let's kick things off with a deck that's as perplexing as it is fun: Wings of theeldrake. This Simic Stompy deck, led by the legendary creature Lovisa Coldeyes, is all about generating an endless supply of tokens to overwhelm your opponents. But here's where it gets weird: no actual birds. None. Zip. Zilch. Despite its name, this deck doesn't feature a single bird token in sight.

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a card with a raccoon wearing a hat and coat on it's face
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a card with an image of a woman holding a fan in front of a window

The deck's creator, a Reddit user known as 'ThatOneGuyInTheBasement', justified this choice by pointing out that Lovisa's flavor text mentions "birds of prey", implying a love for birds but not necessarily a fondness for carrier pigeons. So, this deck is basically a Gordian Knot of Simic logic, wrapped up in a delightful, if not slightly confusing, package.

Tribal Theorycrafting

Tribal decks are a dime a dozen in EDH, but 'ThatOneGuyInTheBasement' took it one step further with Wings of theeldrake. By forgoing a traditional theme - like Elves or Goblins - and instead focusing on the most potent token-producing machines, they created a deck that's equal parts genius and madness.

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a card with an image of a demonic looking creature in the middle of it's face
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a card with an image of a bird flying through the air, in red and black
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a card with an image of a bird on it's back and the words, even

Though it might seem chaotic at first glance, Wings of theeldrake is actually a testament to thoughtful theorycrafting. Each token generator was chosen for its ability to overwhelm opponents quickly, rather than any tribal synergy. It's a ಸ multitude of birds without the birds, if you'll pardon the pun.

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Now, let's talk token generation. Wings of theeldrake doesn't just make a few tokens; it floods the battlefield with them. With cards like Beast Within, Anthems of the Sun, and Banebeast, this deck can quickly generate a swarm of powerful tokens. Then, with Lovisa Coldeyes at the helm, you'll have an army of 4/4 indestructible Giants, ready to trample over your opponents.

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And if that wasn't enough, the deck also includes cards like Mind's Desortion and Quicksling, allowing you to recur your lands and tokens, respectively. This means your token swarm can be nearly infinite - a spectacle to behold, if not play against.

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a card with an image of a bird in the sky and water on it's back

T RBC200

Moving on to something truly bizarre, we have TBRC200, a deck built around one of Magic's most underwhelming legendary creatures: Teddy Bear Ruins. This deck is less "weird" and more "Why? Why would you?" but it's undeniably fascinating.

The deck's creator, a user on TappedOut.net, described it as "a Teddy Bear Ruins deck that wins by assembling and activating the lightsaber (Turn Bearly Famous). It's also a Squirrel tribal deck". To which we can only respond with a resounding "Why not?"

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Teddy Bear Ruins' Hidden Potential

At first glance, Teddy Bear Ruins seems like a lost cause. Its abilities are underwhelming, and its triggered effect, though cute, is hardly game-winning. But TBRC200's creator saw potential in this humble bearsitter, crafting a deck that, though perhaps not competitive, is certainly unique.

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a card with an image of a horse on it's back and the words disorder written
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a card with an image of a bird flying through the sky
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The deck's primary win-con is some truly audacious combo-assembling, using cards like Izzet Boilerworks, Avacyn's Pilgrim, and Aurelia's Fury to find and assemble the pieces of its namesake combo, Turn-B eing Famous. But just as importantly, it's also a Squirrel tribal deck, trading blows with your opponents in the meantime.

A Bear in Teddy Name

TBRC200 is a testament to Magic's rich lore and the creativity of its players. Teddy Bear Ruins might be an oddball, but it's an oddball with a story - one that's brought to life in this deck's creation. It's not about winning, necessarily, but about celebrating the weird and wonderful, the bizarre and the beautiful, in Magic's world of fantasy.

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The fact that this deck also wins by combining the power of squirrels and teddy bear ruins only adds to its charm. It's a deck that, in its own weird way, embodies the spirit of EDH - where anything is possible, and fun is the name of the game.

In the vast and varied world of EDH, weird decks aren't just welcome; they're celebrated. They're the unexpected victories, the laughter around the table, and the stories we tell long after the dust has settled. So, go ahead, embrace the weird. Build that Teddy Ruins deck, or that Pirates deck with no actual Pirates. Because in EDH, weird is wonderful, and every deck tells a story - even the strange and the surreal ones. Until next time, keep your decks odd, your opponents guessing, and your tables lively. After all, Magic is about more than winning - it's about having fun. And sometimes, the weirdest decks are the most fun of all.
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