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Brace yourselves, bar enthusiasts! We're about to embark on a hilarious journey around the globe, exploring some of the quirkiest and most laugh-out-loud outdoor bar names that'll have you chuckling into your pint. So, let's don our sunglasses, grab a parasol, and dive into the world of funny outdoor bar names!

If you're like us, you believe that a good laugh is the best kind of lubricant for a enjoyable evening out. And what could be more enjoyable than finding humor in the most unexpected of places - like the name of your local outdoor watering hole? So, raise a glass (or a coconut, because why not?) to the bars that have memorized the punchline to the joke about the comedian with the big biceps!

Wacky Weather Bars

Let's start our journey where the weather's as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar high - in the land of outdoor bars. It's here that we find some of the most meteorologically-inspired humor, because let's face it, if you can't laugh at the rain, you might as well pack up and move to Arizona.

Consider, for instance, the aptly-named 'Rain Delay Bar & Grill'. Sample their 'Thunder Storm' cocktail while enjoying the, well, rain delay, or try your hand at their 'Lightning Round' of trivia. If the storm lets up, you might even catch a game on their big screen 'Weather Report' TV.

Sunny Side Up

Of course, not all weather is created equal, and some bars celebrate the warm, life-giving power of the sun. Take 'Mr. Sun's Oven Pizza & Bar' in Spain, where you can enjoy a 'Sunflower' sangria under the warm glow of the evening sun. Just don't ask what they call themselves on a cloudy day.

Similarly, the Australian bar 'Sunburnt' offers a 'Sunbaked' burger and a selection of 'Curse-of-the-Sun' beers. They've even got umbrellas for when the aforementioned curse becomes a reality. We're more than willing to raise a glass to that!

Snow Much Fun

But let's not forget the cooler climes, where snow is as common as a craft beer on tap. Enter 'Snowed Inn' in Colorado, offering a 'Blizzard of Blonde' beer and a 'Chill Pill' cocktail. Their menu is even presented on what appears to be an SOS signal written in the snow. We hope that's a good sign?

And then there's 'Frostbite Bar & Grill' in Alaska, where you can warm up with a 'Hot Chocolate Kiss' and a 'Firebelly' whiskey. Their menu even includes a 'Snow Way' burger, because sometimes the pun really is worth a thousand calories.

Nature's Calling

If you thought weather-inspired names were funny, wait until you see what nature's been up to. From trees to critters, mother nature's provided plenty of inspiration for outdoor bars around the world.

Take 'Bar o' the Flys' in Belgium, where you can enjoy a 'Curse of the Caterpillar' cocktail amongst the willow and birch trees. Their beer list even includes a 'Death in the Woods' brew, though we're hoping that's just a metaphor for hops-overdose.

Creature Features

But it's not just the flora that's inspired bar names; fauna's had its fair share of the fun too. Consider 'The Gator Grill' in Florida, where gator-themed cocktails and 'Swamp Burger' delights are the order of the day. We're not entirely sure what's in their 'Gator Bite' shot, but we're pretty sure we should stay away from their 'Alligator Balls'.

And then there's 'Slim Chances Saloon' in Wyoming, named after the local wildlife. It's not the most promising of bar names, but considering they're known for their 'Bison Burger', we'd give them a chance. After all, there's a 'Wall of Death' mural on one of the walls. How can you not visit?

Botanical Barflies

Of course, it's not just the big critters getting in on the action. Plants have their fair share of outdoor bars too. Take 'The Bar Relish' in London, where you can enjoy a 'Well Cucumber' cocktail. There's even a 'Kale Yeah!' recipe, for those feeling a little... parched.

And who could forget 'Bitter & Esters' in New York, a craft cocktail bar with a love for botanical ingredients. It's the perfect spot for those who love a good sprig of rosemary in their 'Miracle of Grass' cocktail. We're assuming that's the name, at least. No word yet on their feelings towards Miracle-Gro.

So there you have it, folks. Proof that there's humor to be found in the most unexpected of places - in the names of some of the world's greatest outdoor bars. So next time you're out and about, keep your eyes peeled for these funny, nature-inspired, and weather-appropriate watering holes. And if all else fails, just look for the one with the biggest laugh and the best drinks. Cheers!