Hilarity at the Table: The Funniest EDH Decks
In the vast and captivating world of Commander, also known as EDH (ElderDragon Highlander), players often seek to infuse their decks with a touch of hilarity. While many EDH decks are built for competitiveness, there's a niche but thriving community that creates decks centered around laughter, pranks, and chaos. Let's delve into the world of funny EDH decks, showcasing some hilarious strategies, must-have cards, and classic jokes that will have your playgroup in stitches.
But before we dive into the jokes, a quick primer for the uninitiated. EDH is a format that's all about commander creatures, legendary spells, and a diverse array of strategies. It's played with a 100-card singleton deck, focused around a single legendary creature that represents your commander. So, let's embark on this comedic journey and explore the funny side of EDH.
Strategies that Stir the Sillies
Funny EDH decks rely on strategies that create laughter more than they do winning games. They often involve outlandish combos, awkward situations, or just plain ridiculous effects. Let's examine a few strategies that never fail to bring down the house.
One such strategy is the classic 'Group Hug' turned on its head. Instead of everyone having fun together, these decks hug everyone so tightly, they can't escape your jokes. Cards like 'Irohgami' and 'Auramancer's Awakening' keep your opponents in the game, while you proceed with your antics, making it the perfect setting for a series of jokes.
Combo-Nomics: The Art of Awkward antihilarity
Certain decks embrace awkwardness and deploy relentless combos that lead to hilarious outcomes. Take, for instance, the 'Wheel of Extortion' combo. Cast 'Wheel of Fortune' after your opponents have attacking creatures, and watch as your 'Wheel and Deal' forces them to cede control of their own creatures, leading to awkward and comedic confrontations.
A similarly awkward, yet entertaining, combo involves playing 'Creativity' to have your opponents cast themselves into a ' 깊은 생각한다' (Thoughts of Iocyte) at precisely the wrong moment. It's a combo that might raise eyebrows, but it's sure to bring a smile to your face.
Prankster's Arsenal: Cards That'll Have Them Rolling in the Aisle
Some funny EDH decks revolve around specific cards that, when combined, create a perfect storm of laughter. Cards like 'Jester's Cap,' ' Goblin Spul', and 'Serendib, the Clip Witch' can lead to utterly chaotic and hilarious games. They force your opponents to draw, discard, or even sacrifice their own creatures, creating perfect comedy timing with each roll of the dice.
One particularly memorable combination involves casting 'Jester's Cap' on an opponent who just played ' Dance of the Manse'. As they struggle to keep up, you cast ' Goblin Smul', forcing them to sacrifice their dancings goblins. It's a cruel joke, but one that's guaranteed to get laughs.
Timeless Jokes: Oldies But Goodies
EDH has been around for ages, and with it, so have a plethora of funny cards that never fail to entertain. Let's revisit some of these classic jokes and why they still resonate with EDH players today.
One such classic is the 'Lightning Storm' loop. Cast 'Lightning Storm' in response to a spell, then recast it to deal with the creature it brought back – and then recast it again, and again. It's an old joke, but one that never fails to bring a grin to faces, especially when your opponents realize their creatures are stuck in an endless loop of genus destruction.
One-Liners: Cards That Deliver on Their Promise
Some cards are funny in their mere existence. They're one-liners that never fail to raise a chuckle, and they're perfect for including in your funny EDH deck. 'I've Come for You,' 'Off-Center Amulet,' and 'Mistologica' are all cards that deliver a punchline as soon as they hit the battlefield.
One particular standout is 'Checking in, Checking Out.' It's a card that's guaranteed to get a laugh whenever you cast it, especially when you cast it in response to someone trying to tut away their commander or creatures. It's a situational joke, but one that always lands.
Punning Pals: The Power of Wordplay
No selection of funny EDH cards would be complete without a rundown of puns. These are cards that rely on wordplay for their humor, and they're some of the best jokes in EDH. 'Grand Abolisher' is a Hilarious example, as is the entire cycle of 'Ahhha!' creatures, which are guaranteed to make your opponents groan at your puns.
One of the crown jewels of punny cards, however, is 'Artful Depiction.' It's not only a peek at your opponent's hand, but also a literary pun that's sure to raise a smile – or at least a sigh of resignation – whenever you cast it.
In the dynamic world of EDH, humor is a welcome respite from the competitive scene. Funny EDH decks remind us that, above all else, we're here to have fun. So, the next time you craft a decklist, consider including some of these hilarious strategies and cards, and watch as laughter replaces calculated maneuvers at your game table. Until then, happy joking – and happy gaming!